{"id":192,"date":"2005-05-07T16:47:41","date_gmt":"2005-05-07T14:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/?p=192"},"modified":"2005-05-07T16:50:47","modified_gmt":"2005-05-07T14:50:47","slug":"por-sus-orgasmos-las-conoceras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"Por sus orgasmos las conocer\u00e1s"},"content":{"rendered":"

– 1. Asm\u00e1ticas: \u00a1Uhh…uhhh…uhhh!
\n– 2. Geogr\u00e1ficas: \u00a1Aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed!
\n– 3. Matem\u00e1ticas: \u00a1M\u00e1s, m\u00e1s, m\u00e1s, m\u00e1s!
\n– 4. Religiosas: \u00a1Ay Dios m\u00edo, ay Dios m\u00edo!
\n– 5. Suicidas: \u00a1Me muero, me muero!
\n– 6 Homicidas: Si paras ahora, \u00a1Te mato!
\n– 7. Bi\u00f3logas: \u00a1Venga mi macho, venga!
\n– 8. Violentas: \u00a1Dale…dale…dale!
\n– 9. Profesoras de ingl\u00e9s: Oh… yes, oh…good…
\n– 10. Cantantes: \u00a1No pares! \u00a1Sigue, sigue!…\u00a1No pares! \u00a1Sigue, sigue!
\n– 11. Negativas: \u00a1Nooo, noooo!
\n– 12. Positivas: \u00a1S\u00ed…s\u00ed…s\u00ed!
\n– 13. Profesoras: S\u00ed…eso…por ah\u00ed…muy bien…correcto… perfecto.
\n– 14. Desinformadas: \u00bfQu\u00e9 es esto?… \u00bfPor qu\u00e9?… \u00bfQu\u00e9 me haces?
\n– 15. Inform\u00e1ticas: OK. El proceso ha finalizado con \u00e9xito.
\n– 16. Videntes: Lo siento venir… ya casi viene… lo veo, lo veo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– 1. Asm\u00e1ticas: \u00a1Uhh…uhhh…uhhh! – 2. Geogr\u00e1ficas: \u00a1Aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed, aqu\u00ed! – 3. Matem\u00e1ticas: \u00a1M\u00e1s, m\u00e1s, m\u00e1s, m\u00e1s! – 4. Religiosas: \u00a1Ay Dios m\u00edo, ay Dios m\u00edo! – 5. Suicidas: \u00a1Me muero, me muero! – 6 Homicidas: Si paras ahora, … Sigue leyendo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[409],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/josemarg.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}